Sadly our most hilarious Norwegian jokes can't be translated as they involve us saying stuff like, "I have some terrible news, your father just died" in their goofy accent and then laughing our ... A Norwegian, a Dane and a Swede got lost in the woods up in northern Sweden and eventually ended up crossing the border into northern Finland. After a while, as the situation was getting desperate, they ended up parting and going in different directions. The Norwegian walked for hours and, just when he was getting ready to give up, he found a road. "I'm saved!" he thought and stepped up to try to get a car to stop. But all cars (there weren't too many) just passed by, ignoring his ... In many Norwegian jokes, known as ‘svenskevitser’, Swedes are depicted as stupid or as spectacular failures. It is not untypical that these kinds of jokes exist between neighbouring countries – English jokes about the Irish, Welsh and Scottish being another example. A Norwegian and a Swede were competing to see who could reach furthest out of a window. Quite suddenly the Swede won.-- Short Swedish Jokes --A Swede called the airline and asked how long it would take for a plane to get from Stockholm to Paris. "Just a moment," the clerk said. "Oh, thank you," the Swede replied and hung up. SUBJECT TO CHANGE AT SHORT NOTICE Mon-Fri 9:00-18:00 Sat 10:00-17:00 Sun 10:00-16:00 Cafe closed for dine in, take-away and grocery open. Nearest tube: In many Norwegian jokes, known as ‘svenskevitser’, Swedes are depicted as stupid or as spectacular failures. It is not untypical that these kinds of jokes exist between neighbouring countries – English jokes about the Irish, Welsh and Scottish being another example. Equivalent to the ‘Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman’ jokes, Norway also has its ‘the Swede, the Dane and the ... There was a Norwegian submarine on lookout for enemy ships south of Norway. The Swedes thought it would be fun to mess with them. So a Swedish diver swims to the submarine and knocks on the hatch. Naturally the Norwegian opens the hatch and boom the submarine sinks. The Norwegian submarine... read more A Norwegian, a Finnish and a Swedish man were in front of a cave. The Norwegian man says "I bet I can go there and be at least 10 seconds." and goes to the cave, comes out and says "I couldn't be there for that long, the bear was too scary. "I bet I can be there at least 20 seconds." Norwegian jokes on Swedes. Thread starter Bullgrit; Start date Feb 25, 2013; Bullgrit First Post. Feb 25, 2013 #1 When I traveled to Sweden a few years ago, folks here introduced me to the rivalry between the Swedes and the Norwegians. There were several jokes bandied about. I'm about to have some Norwegian visitors this week, and I wonder if folks here could give me some good jokes about ... The Norwegian suggested that the Swede let the air out of the tires. The Swede looked angrily at him, "You moron! The truck is stuck up on top." Movies. A Norwegian and a Swede were at the movie theatre, and the Norwegian bet that the hero would die during the movie. The Swede didn't believe him, and they ended up betting 100 Kroner on it. When the movie was over and the hero was dead, the Swede began to give the money to the Norwegian, but the Norwegian interrupted him "I already saw the ...
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